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Song Details
Rank this week: 30 (↑13)
Duration: 2:33 
Release Date: 1993 
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Published By: Bob's Garage, Inc (Laurie_O) 
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Keywords: BOB RIVERS, COMEDY, NOVELTY, PARODY, ROCK 
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Facts:
  • Correction: This is a Parody of Bob Dylan's Knockin' On Heaven's Door 1973. (Laurie_O)
  • Parody of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Guns 'n Roses. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Mama, take this gin from me
    I can't drink it any more
    Which way's the sink? I gotta pee
    Looks like I'm checkin' into Betty Ford

    Check, check, checkin' into Betty Ford
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Check, check, checkin' into Betty Ford

    My head feels like it's made of ground round
    I can't sing my throat is sore
    Every time I eat it won't stay down
    Looks like I'm checkin' into Betty Ford

    Check, check, checkin' into Betty Ford
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Check, check, checkin' into Betty Ford

    "May we have your attention, please. Tonight's scheduled performance has been postponed, due to a uh, sore throat. Yeah, that's it! Please refrain from destroying any property as you make your way quietly to the nearest exit."

    Check, check, checkin' into Betty Ford
    Check, check, checkin' into Betty Ford
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    Check, check, checkin' into Betty Ford
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah

    Oooo, oh, yeah.

    "Please put down the folding chairs."

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Current Rating 7.4 (2 votes)
    Played on 1 show:
    04-19-09, #MMS-124
    = Show you can listen to online
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