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Keywords: BRUSHING, CHRISTMAS, EATING, TEETH, TURKEY 
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  • Parody of "Good King Wenceslas" (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Good thing we've got Dental Floss
    After Christmas eating
    Brushing isn't good enough
    Toothpicks leave us bleeding
    When we put that turkey down
    After we've had dinner
    We could use a credit card
    But dental floss is thinner

    Candy canes and popcorn balls
    Gumming up my dentures
    Trying to pick those pieces out
    Is always an adventure
    When we dine at holidays
    It gives us lots of pleasure
    But don't forget to use that floss
    Your teeth are such a treasure

    Good thing we've got Dental Floss
    After Christmas eating
    Brushing isn't good enough
    Toothpicks leave us bleeding
    When we put that turkey down
    After we've had dinner
    We could use a credit card
    But dental floss is thinner
    We could use a credit card
    But dental floss is thinner

    (Dave AuJus)
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