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  • Parody of "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen (Dave AuJus)
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    Well I had an affair with my back up singer
    My wife and me we went separate ways
    We were humpin' and thumpin'
    In the backseat or sumpthin'
    Now I am looking at diaper days

    Had a swell look just like Roseanne Barr
    We was breathin' in, we was breathin' out
    Well I used to sing about fast cars and guitars
    Now I am standin' here singin' about

    Diaper days
    Well that's the way it goes
    Diaper days
    Man, I gotta' hold my nose
    Diaper days, diaper days, YUCK

    I was down on my knees
    Trying to feed him strained peas
    They were dribblin' down his chin
    Was about to grab a towel
    When I smelled something foul
    And it was comin' from the other end, boy
    Well I ran to get a diaper
    Cuz the room was smellin' riper
    Tripped and landed on that safety pin
    As my face hit the ceiling
    I sure got the feeling
    That I never should have stuck it in

    Diaper days
    The kid is never dry
    Diaper days
    Took a whiz in my right eye
    Diaper days
    Diaper days
    Well' he's about to explode
    Diaper days
    Here comes another load
    Diaper Days
    Diaper Days yeah

    (Dave AuJus)
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