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  • Parody of "Taxman" by The Beatles (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

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    He smokes and combs hair with mousse
    Chicks dig me 'cuz I got that kind a cash
    He swears he slept with Mother Goose
    I did her, and Minnie Mouse too, so what?
    'Cuz he's The Dice man
    Yeah, The Diceman
    You got a problem with that Peckerhead?

    Don't ask The Dice to host your show
    'Cuz half the cast will up and go
    Oh your breakin' my heart
    He's not a nice man
    No, The Diceman
    Treat me like the pig that I am

    If you wear a skirt skirt
    I know you want it
    If you are Japanese nese
    Hey! Put a piece of gum on it
    And if you are gay gay
    Hey! Back in the closet
    I make Eddie Murphy
    I make Eddie Murphy look like Little Bo frickin' Peep

    Hickory dickory dock
    I can't get my mind off my jock
    Yeah, my mind's in the gutter
    It's my bread and butter
    And it's better than bein' in hawk OH!

    Yeah, The Diceman
    And they've banned him for life on MTV
    End of story
    Eh? Who needs em?
    I'll start my own frickin' channel
    Babes bouncin' in bikinis
    Some leather
    Dice TV, Oh!

    (Dave AuJus)
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