Fastballs by Bob Rivers

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Fastballs
By: Bob Rivers

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Keywords:	BASEBALL, PITCHER

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Parody of "Big Balls" by AC/DC (Dave AuJus)

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"Strike!"
"And a batter goes out with Johnson's best day on the mound. What a night for the Big Unit!"

Well he's in the upper class of pitching salaries
God's gift to dugout notoriety
And he always fills the Kingdome seats
The crowd is never small
The sporting pages say
He's got the fastest balls of all

Johnson's fast balls
Are very fast balls
They're such well thrown balls
That they're scary fast balls
Miguel's got some balls
And Clemens once had balls
Randy Johnson's got the fastest balls of them all

When his balls are really burning
The sacks are never full
And all the batters swing and swing again
"Strike!"
Those fastballs come for hours
And his arm is never tired
Even Nolan Ryan says
His balls should be admired

I love his balls
Those Johnson fast balls
They're such hairy balls
That they're nasty fast balls
There are dirty fast balls
And there are scary fast balls
Johnson's got the fastest balls of them all

Some balls are down and dirty
And some are up and in
And when you least expect you get the balls across the chin
His fast ball's always moving
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that Johnson's balls
Should be thrown every night

He's got fast balls
He's got fast balls...
And he's just itching to throw them at you
Spit finger fast balls
Sliders
Curve balls
A regular afternoon
Randy Johnson's got the fastest balls of them all
Big Unit
Big Unit...
"What a pitcher!"
Big Unit
Big Unit...
Batter's on the scene
Big Unit
Big Unit...
"Throw at his head!"
Big Unit
Big Unit...

(Dave AuJus)

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