Get Off My House by Bob Rivers

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Get Off My House
By: Bob Rivers

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Keywords:	CHRISTMAS, OVERWEIGHT, ROOF, SANTA, SHOOT, SLED

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Parody of "Get Off of My Cloud" by the Rolling Stones (Dave AuJus)

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I woke up Christmas morning
It was a little bit before 3 O'clock
I sprang from bed looking out the window
To investigate a noise outside
When in flies a guy all dressed up in red
And carrying a sack
He was at least 300 pounds
You know I swear I heard my ceiling go crack

I said
Hey
You
Get offa my roof
Hey
You
Get down from my house
Hey
You
Get offa my roof
Don't hang around or I'll shoot you down
From my house baby

Those jingle bells were ringing
I said "Hey how'd you get a deer up that high?"
A voice said "Ho Ho Ho! How are ya?"
He must be outta his mind
I said "It's three am there's too much noise
And my children they're all nestled in bed
Get the deer poop off my house
Before I blast your candy-ass outta that sled"

I said
Hey
You
Get offa my roof
Hey
You
Get down from my house
Hey
You
Get offa my roof
Don't hang around or I'll shoot you down
From my house baby

Hey
You
Get offa my roof
Hey
You
Get down from my house
Hey
You
Get offa my roof
Don't hang around or I'll shoot you down
from my house baby

(Dave AuJus)

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