Gimme Two Strikes by Bob Rivers

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Gimme Two Strikes
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of “Gimme Three Steps” by Lynyrd Skynyrd (Dave AuJus)

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I was rubbin' her jugs and gettin' a hummer
From a girl name of Monica Lew
When in walked a man with a subpoena in hand
Bunch a trouble for you-know-who
He said hey there prez well her dress is a mess and
We can prove it was you
So I apologized and I almost cried
But there's still one thing to do

Said won't you gimme two strikes
With a few cruise missiles
And we'll whip up a little war
Gimme two strikes
'Til the Bin Laden sizzles and
You won't hear Lewinski's name no more
For sure

I was scared and fearin' of my wife
I think you all know Hillary
'Cuz I knew she'd use them rusty scissors
To cut something dear offa me
I wish they'd drop my scandal from the evening news
That's the break that I'm lookin' for
And if Miss Lewinski won't go away
I'll just wag that dog some more

Said won't you make a few strikes
With a few more missiles
You'll forget all about that whore
Gimme two strikes
With a few cruise missiles
'Cuz you really don't want Al Gore
For sure

(Dave AuJus)

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