How Can I Get a Date With Monica Hart by Bob Rivers

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How Can I Get a Date With Monica Hart
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart" by the Bee Gees (Dave AuJus)

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I can think of younger girls
Who used to catch my eye
But none of them were half as cute as she
I fell in love with her on KIRO
And when she went away
It made me cry-oh

How can get a date
With Monica Hart
How can I get the nerve
To ask her out
Now that it's off
With Jeff Smulyean
I hope I don't strike out

I could start by saying please
I could get down on my knees
As lusty fantasies go through my mind
Maybe I should send her flowers
Or maybe I should take
an ice cold shower

How can get a date
With Monica Hart
How can I get the nerve
To ask her out
Now that it's off
With Jeff Smulyean
I hope I don't strike out

La la la la la la la
We love you Monica

(Dave AuJus)

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