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  • Parody of "Instant Karma" & "Give Peace A Chance" by John Lennon (Dave AuJus)
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    Vitamin B-12

    Instant oatmeal's gonna' get you
    Gonna' get it through your fat head
    Better get your health together
    No more butter for your bread

    What in the world are we thinking of
    Eating all the things we love
    What on earth are we supposed to do
    Should we eat tofu
    Bean sprouts too

    Instant oatmeal's gonna' get you
    Gonna' look you right in the plate
    Better get yourself some raisins darlin'
    Try to hide the taste ye hate

    How in the world
    We supposed to eat
    Cereal that smells like dirty feet
    Why on earth should we give up steaks
    Or our tasty cakes
    And those frosted flakes

    And we all dine out
    On the food and the thoughts and the fun
    And we all dine out
    Everyone
    Come on grab a bun

    All we are saying is
    Give bread a chance
    All we are saying is
    Give bread a chance

    I'd like to say thank you on behalf me self and the group, and I hope we passed the urinalysis.

    (Dave AuJus)
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