Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
HyperLink
0 Online
 
 
Song Details
Duration: 2:39 
Release Date:
Lyrics By:
Music By:
Produced By:
Released By:
Published By:
Licensing:
Keywords:
Reviews:
Facts:
  • Parody of "Mary Jane's Last Dance" by Tom Petty (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    She grew up in an Oregon town
    Had a real rough life a face like a clown
    So she grew up tough and she grew up mean
    Nothin' was to get in the way of her dream

    A few months back before the Winter Games
    Jeff said, "Baby life just isn't the same."
    "I'd do anything to get you back as my wife."
    She said, "To stop Nancy hit her leg with a pipe."

    Last skate for Tonya H.
    Now she'll have to earn an honest wage
    I heard Playboy wants her skin
    But I'd rather see Nancy Kerrigan

    Well I don't know but I been told
    You always play fair if you wanna win the gold
    Tired of this story tired of old news
    Tired of Shane, Shawn, Tonya and Gilooly
    Oh my my oh hell yes
    Nothin' to lose might as well confess
    Woulda busted a gut if she fell on her ass
    Just about puked when she got a second chance

    Last skate for Tonya H.
    Now she'll have to earn an honest wage
    I heard Playboy wants her skin
    But I'd rather see Nancy Kerrigan

    (Dave AuJus)
    HyperLink  
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "Last Skate For Tanya Harding"
     
     
    Enter a New Message
    Message:
    • Show/Hide Border
    • Table Properties
    • Delete Table
    • Row
      • Insert Row Above
      • Insert Row Below
      • Delete Row
    • Column
      • Insert Column to the Left
      • Insert Column to the Right
      • Delete Column
    • Cell
      • Merge Cells Horizontally
      • Merge Cells Vertically
      • Split Cell Horizontally
      • Split Cell Vertically
      • Delete Cell
    • Cell Properties
    • Table Properties
    • Properties...
    • Image Map Editor
    • Properties...
    • OpenLink
    • Remove Link
    • Insert Select
    • Cut
    • Copy
    • Paste
    • Paste from Word
    • Paste Plain Text
    • Paste As Html
    • Paste Html

     

     
    Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.

    Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
    © 2004-2023 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.