Mad Cow Disease by Bob Rivers

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Mad Cow Disease
By: Bob Rivers

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Duration:	2:26
Release Date:	2003
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Parody of "Industrial Disease" by Dire Straits. (AiYume)

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We got a whopper of a problem
Down at quality control
The cows are goin' crazy
They're putting on a show
There's rumors in the slaughterhouse
That all the meat is bad
The beef is getting jerky
And it's lookin' really sad
The public's getting paranoid
They run from Taco Bell
They're freaking down at Burger King
The Queen is mad as hell
Somewhere in the grocery store
The customer says please
Pardon me but does your beef
Have mad cow disease
The farmers pretty mystified
His cows have funny walks
Perhaps they know they're headed for two buns and special sauce
The Holsteins are all shaken
The heifers have the heaves
No ones wants to milk them, they won't give their teats a squeeze
On CNN and BBC the talk is pretty gross
The kids eat all their vegetables but no one touch their roast
Everyone seeks damages onthis they all agree
It's the one sure-fire symptom of that Mad Cow Disease
Dr. Keverorkian declared:
'I'm not surprised to see you here,you've had a Double-Stack from Wendy's, Quarter-Pounders out the rear, I don't know how you finished off those Jumbo Jacks with cheese, worst of all young man, you've got a terrible case of fleas.'
'He handed me a coupon book, he said'
'Your not possessed, cut off all the meat son, that'll be the test. Come back and see me later, and if you wobble at the knees I'll assume your another victim of that Mad Cow Disease.'

(Dave AuJus)

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