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Duration: 2:26 
Release Date: 2003 
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  • Parody of "Industrial Disease" by Dire Straits. (AiYume)
  • Song Lyrics:

    We got a whopper of a problem
    Down at quality control
    The cows are goin' crazy
    They're putting on a show
    There's rumors in the slaughterhouse
    That all the meat is bad
    The beef is getting jerky
    And it's lookin' really sad
    The public's getting paranoid
    They run from Taco Bell
    They're freaking down at Burger King
    The Queen is mad as hell
    Somewhere in the grocery store
    The customer says please
    Pardon me but does your beef
    Have mad cow disease
    The farmers pretty mystified
    His cows have funny walks
    Perhaps they know they're headed for two buns and special sauce
    The Holsteins are all shaken
    The heifers have the heaves
    No ones wants to milk them, they won't give their teats a squeeze
    On CNN and BBC the talk is pretty gross
    The kids eat all their vegetables but no one touch their roast
    Everyone seeks damages onthis they all agree
    It's the one sure-fire symptom of that Mad Cow Disease
    Dr. Keverorkian declared:
    'I'm not surprised to see you here,you've had a Double-Stack from Wendy's, Quarter-Pounders out the rear, I don't know how you finished off those Jumbo Jacks with cheese, worst of all young man, you've got a terrible case of fleas.'
    'He handed me a coupon book, he said'
    'Your not possessed, cut off all the meat son, that'll be the test. Come back and see me later, and if you wobble at the knees I'll assume your another victim of that Mad Cow Disease.'

    (Dave AuJus)
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