Mr. Nordstrom by Bob Rivers

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Mr. Nordstrom
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes (Dave AuJus)

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Mr. Nordstrom
You're a great guy
We love you even though
Your prices are high
Your reputation
Has never been better
The public knows that
You're a real go-getter

Nordstrom's a great place to shop
You work employees
Until they are ready to drop
They don't mind
Putting in twelve-hour days
They're very happy
To be kept like slaves

Mr. Nordstrom
Since you sold the Hawks
You sell us Gucci bags
And new shoes and socks
They say you're frugal
But that can't be true
You paid the Boz
An extra million or two

Mr. Nordstrom
We're all in shock
They'll all be sorry
For selling their stock
We know that business
Is gonna get better
We need your black suede pumps
And cashmere sweaters

(Dave AuJus)

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