No More Tours by Bob Rivers

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No More Tours
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "No More Tears" by Ozzy Osbourne (Dave AuJus)

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I look in the mirror
It's a shocking surprise
I notice some wrinkles
As I blacken my eyes
For too many years
I used to live like a maniac
A man of my age
Could have a massive attack

I've bit the heads of slimy rodents
When I was a young lad
But now I am getting tired and old enough
To be your great-granddad

No more tours
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
No more tours
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

I love you all
Thank you for coming
And thank you for my millions
Now p**s off and go home

May I have your attention please. Anyone with a tube of Ben-Gay, please make your way to the backstage area. Mr. Osbourne regrets to announce is too bushed for an encore this evening. Thank you for your understanding.

(Dave AuJus)

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