One Toke Under The Bench by Bob Rivers

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One Toke Under The Bench
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "One Toke Over the Line" by Brewer & Shipley (Dave AuJus)

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The Supreme Court will now take a five minute recess

One toke under the bench
Judge Thomas
One smoke ought to be fine
Doin' up a doob
In the judge's chambers
One toke ought to be fine
Rollin' up another fat bone
There Clarence
Hopin' that the senate won't mind
Suckin' one down
For the whole damn nation
One toke ought to be fine

Oooh the judge's robe
Is good for hiding weed
And that gavel is great
For crushing seed
A long day and a lot of tough cases
Can really get to you
You got a little right to privacy
You need a big bamboo

So now it's
One toke under the bench
Judge Thomas
One toke ought to be fine
Waitin' for Supreme Court legalization
Waitin' for a mighty long time

Dudes and dudettes of the jury, the nominee has admitted to a most heinous crime, so therefore your honor this litigator would like to approach the bench. Hey dude, Can I have a little hit of that for me man?

One toke under the bench
Judge Thomas
One toke
One toke
One toke ought to be fine

Oh wow

(Dave AuJus)

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