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  • Parody of "The River Of Dreams" by Billy Joel (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...


    In the middle of the night
    Middle of the night
    I was dreaming in my sleep
    I had a dream I had to pee
    Now I'm barely awake
    Barely awake
    I have to take a wicked pee
    Wicked wicked pee

    I must've drank a lot of something
    Guzzle of something
    I must've had a pot of tea
    Big pot of tea
    Now I'm bursting inside
    High tide
    And it's too dark to see
    Too dark to pee

    I fell down got up and stepped on the cat
    Tripped on the wire and the phone fell apart on the floor
    I stubbed my toe as I reached for the light
    Then slipped and fractured my skull on the bathroom door

    Just to piddle in the night
    Wizzin' in the night
    I gotta wiz a yellow stream
    Whippin' out a stream
    I gotta empty my monkey
    Empty my monkey
    I have to know the latrine
    Drainin' that tea
    About as big as an ocean
    Indian an ocean
    Just like a big stream
    Mississippi stream
    So make way for King Kong
    Long dong
    I got a river of pee
    In the middle of the night

    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go pee pee in the...
    In the middle of the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go wizzin' in the...
    Have to piddle in the...
    I go pee pee in the...
    In the middle of the...
    I go wizzin' in the...

    Middle of the night
    I had a dream I had to pee
    Barely awake
    Wakin' with the pee
    Guzzle of something
    Big pot of tea
    High tide
    Too dark to pee
    Wizzin' in the night
    Empty that stream
    Empty my monkey
    Drainin' that tea
    Indian ocean
    Mississippi stream
    Long dong
    River of pee


    (Dave AuJus)
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    Current Rating 9.8 (1 vote)
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