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  • Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America (Dave AuJus)
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    My girl looks hot in her baggy pants
    The Richter needle's jumpin' off the scale when we dance
    Mud pie stains on her pink pajamas
    That girl can strip a ham like a pack of piranhas

    She's plump, she's plump
    She's real well fed
    She's plump her rump can bump
    She broke my bed

    Plump lingers long at big buffets
    And her hoagie's sportin' half a jar of mayonnaise
    Her lap's so big that planes could land
    A hug would be sweet if I could feel my other hand

    She's lots to love
    She's quite a spread
    She's plump, she's plump
    I'll jump
    'Cause I'm so glad

    "You want another piece of pumpkin pie, honey bunch?"
    "Mmhmmm"
    "There you go, right there for ya."
    "Where's the whip cream, sweepea?"
    "Nope, nope sorry we used up all the whip cream last night, remember?"
    "Oohh"


    When they're plump
    Better to wed
    I think so
    I like 'em plump
    Bakin' my bread

    (Dave AuJus)
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