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  • Parody of "Return To Sender" by Elvis Presley (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Return to Osama
    Return to Osama

    I got a letter from my postman
    I'm gonna send it back
    I didn't recognize the sender
    It might contain Anthrax
    White powder on it

    Return to Osama
    Contents suck
    No one sniffed it
    No such luck

    It came from Alla
    I don't buy that
    I certain love him
    But I think I smell a rat

    A powdered donut in the mailroom
    They brought a HASMAT Team
    Bright and early next morning
    They took my Krispy Kreme
    White powder on it

    Return to Osama
    Some cave unknown
    Unlisted number
    Never home

    They said it came from someplace else
    But maybe not Afghanistan
    But if it gets back
    They Taliban's way
    God would understand

    This ain't from Alla
    Allah wouldn't do that
    Address unknown
    See he's up in heaven baby
    No house number
    Bedrock home
    Yabba Dabba Do boy

    You live in a cave

    Return to Osama
    Listen here Osama
    There ain't no virgins waiting for you
    Just a pitchfork
    And a guy with horns
    And I don't mean Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass either baby

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    05-07-11, #MMCZ-11-19
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