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Duration: 2:47 
Release Date: 1996 
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  • Parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by the Tokens (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Weee he won't go away
    Eating, eating a million steelhead
    And he won't go away

    They gobble 'em down
    They eat 'em up, they eat 'em up
    They eat 'em up, they eat 'em up
    The salmon and the steelhead
    They eat 'em up, they eat 'em up


    Near the locks near the Ballard locks
    The sea lion likes to dine
    Eats the salmon and all the steelhead
    Sea lion's doing fine

    He won't stop until all of them are dead
    He'll keep eating up all the steelhead

    When they pillage a fishing village
    The sea lions do it right
    Near the ladders the fishing ladders
    Sea lion takes his bite

    He had better eat somethin' else instead
    Fish and Game's gonna to shoot him in the head

    "You catch a steelhead, dude?"
    "No! It's more like a steelhead head. I don't know what happened to the rest of it."

    "What the...! It's one of them varmints! Why don't you save some for the rest of us, you big fat sea cow?"


    Rush my hatchlings now swim my hatchlings
    Or kiss your fins goodbye
    All you hatchlings won't make a dent
    In sea lion's appetite

    They won't go
    Hell no
    Hannah won't go away


    He won't go away
    Near the locks near the Ballard locks
    The Sea Lion likes to dine
    Eating up all the steelhead

    "There he is! Try swallowin' this, fish breath! Damn, missed again! Good thing I brought plenty ammunition."

    "Slippery bastard!"



    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    06-02-19, #OTR-5-2205-19-18, #KMCC-12-19
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