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  • Parody of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr. (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Sex Offenders
    If there's something strange
    In your neighborhood
    What are they called?
    Sex Offenders

    If they touch you weird
    And it don't feel good
    What should they be called?
    Molesters

    I ain't gonna' get groped
    I ain't gonna' get poked

    If you feel a pinch
    Slap 'em in the head
    What are they called?
    Ass grabbers

    A despicable man
    In a little kid's bed
    What should they be called?
    Molesters

    I don't wanna be groped
    And I don't wanna be poked either

    "Uh, hi there. Uh, I don't remember seeing you before, uh. You just move here?"

    Sex offenders

    "Yeah, how you doing there? Yeah, I'm,uh... Listen, I'm new to the neighborhood. I just live over the hill back there."

    "Oh."

    "Nice place you got here... lots of hiking trails, playgrounds and what not."

    "Oh."

    "Uh, listen, you don't have a hacksaw I can borrow do ya? I gotta get this ankle bracelet off. GPS in it's kinda irritating my skin a little bit."

    Molesters

    What are they called?
    Sex Offenders
    What are they called?
    Sex Offenders

    (Dave AuJus)
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