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  • Parody of "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc (Dave AuJus)
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    Well I drove on out to Bellevue
    A client I had to meet
    And I was phoning home
    From my cellular phone
    From my Beemer's leather seats

    I placed a call to Muffy
    And she answered from the pool
    She'd received a letter
    From our daughter Heather
    Who's away at boarding school

    Dartmouth don't you know
    Only the finest for our princess
    Girl is dumb as a sack of rocks
    Good thing I know the Dean

    Heather's urgent letter said
    Things were getting tight
    So I phoned her up
    And calmed her down
    And said it'll be alright

    Seems she's low on cash
    And her cards are maxed
    And she's working at a diner
    Well never fear dear
    Daddy's here in stuffy old Medina

    The girl was having an absolute conniption fit
    I mean she is such a whiner

    You know what I am saying?
    Of course you do
    Stuffy Old Medina

    Could you just imagine?
    I mean a girl with breeding like that
    Slapping burgers, slapping burgers
    Oh the scandal
    What would the boys at Sahallee say?

    Slapping burgers
    I'll never be able to
    Show my face in the polo lounge again
    First benzene in my Perrier and now this
    Gads what a life

    What's that?
    Another one of those damn jets flying overhead
    You bastards!
    I thought we had that airport moved

    Stuffy old Medina

    (Dave AuJus)
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