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  • Parody of "Get a Haircut" by George Thorogood (Dave AuJus)
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    Learned three guitar chords when I was in school
    Played Louie Louie and thought I was cool
    Got big and famous but still to this day
    Those first three chords are all I can play

    I'll add some organ to make it sound new
    Maybe some lines about a six pack or two
    But even I've begun to get pretty bored
    I should take some lessons and learn some new chords

    Take some lessons and learn some new chords
    All my songs sound like you've heard 'em before
    I know they're tired 'cause my bass player snores
    I should take some lessons and learn some new chords

    I always try to play a C or a G
    And on a good day I can whip out my D
    If I've been drinkin' I might go for an A
    I party too much that's all I can play

    I met this chick she was my number one fan
    She was a deaf/mute spoke with her hands
    But then they cured her and she said, "Oh my Lord!
    Take some lessons and learn some new chords."

    Take some lessons and learn some new chords
    All my songs sound like you've heard 'em before
    I know they're tired 'cause my bass player snores
    I should take some lessons and learn some new chords

    Wow! That a B flat? You play just like Erwin Van Halen. Only better! You're a regular virtuoso! Say, you think you could show me how to do that? Nah, never mind. Forget it.

    (Dave AuJus)
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