The Girl With Emphysema by Bob Rivers

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The Girl With Emphysema
By: Bob Rivers

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Keywords:	COUGHING, SMOKING

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Parody of "The Girl From Ipanema" by Astrud Gilberto (Dave AuJus)

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Short and pale and thin and sickly
The girl with emphysema keeps smoking
And when she passes she flicks her ashes
And goes...

When she smokes she's like a chimney
That shoots up clouds and smells so nasty
That when she passes she passes gas
And goes...

Oh, but she wants to quit badly
Coughing up big chunky lung guts
Yes, she would give them up gladly
But each day when she has to go pee
She sits on the can and lights three

Short and pale and thin and sickly
The girl with emphysema goes smoking
And when she passes she smiles with big yellow teeth

Oh, but the room is so smokey
How can she tell where she's going?
Yeah, she would give them up gladly
But each day when she has to go pee
She sits on the can and lights three

Short and pale and thin and sickly
The girl with emphysema goes smoking
Then she flashes that smile with big yellow teeth
And gunk underneath
She just cannot breathe
It's only a wheeze

Can I have a light please?

(Dave AuJus)

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