The Real Big Ladies by Bob Rivers

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The Real Big Ladies
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem (Dave AuJus)

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Can I have your dimensions please
Will the real big ladies please stand up
I repeat
Will the big-boned ladies please stand up

Y'all act like you've never loved a wide woman before
Jugs shakin' the floor
Greased hips just to fit through the door
Climb that ass like Mt. Rushmore
And of course when you're through
You broke some furniture
Like Caligula
But wait no wait
You're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did
Did he
And Allie McBeal said
Nothing you idiots
Allie's half dead
We're cookin' her up in my kitchen

Full figured women love skinny men
Picky picky eatin' slim ladies
I'm sick of them
Look at me
Walkin' around grabbin' humungo butts
Eatin' cheese
She's tippin the scales at about 52
Big girls are nothin' but sex pots
Roll her in flour and then I just
Look for the wet spots

Cuz I'm a big lady's man
Queen size ladies
All the ladies I'm datin' weight at least 280
So won't you real slim ladies
Please plump up
Eat right up
Don't throw up

Cuz I'm a big lady's man
Queen size ladies
All the ladies I'm datin' weight at least 280
So won't you real slim ladies
Please plump up
Eat right up
Don't throw up

Be skinny is the message we deliver to little kids
And expect 'em not to know how great a plus size is
Of course they know what a big girl hummer is
Before they reached the third grade
They watched the Lewinski coverage
Didn't they

But you guys are gonna lie
And say you never tried one
Never went trollin' the pond
To lay right by one

Just like a moped
Don't want your friends
To see you ride one
Cuz when they do come along
It's hard to hide one

So will you real big ladies
Please stand up
And give me a peek of them DDD cups
And be proud to be out of the norm
And breakin' the mold

And one more time
Loud as you can
Here we go

I'm a big lady man
Queen size ladies
All the ladies I'm datin'
Are pushin' 280
And they keep me real shady
When the sun comes up
So eat right up
Don't throw up

Cuz I'm a big lady man
Queen size ladies
All the ladies I'm datin'
Are pushin' 280
And they keep me real shady
When the sun comes up
So eat right up
Don't throw up

Ha-ha I bet there's a real big lady lover in all of us!

(Dave AuJus)

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	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 01-06-16 04:04 PM - 8 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Done.

	Dave AuJus Offline - Artist & D.J. - 01-06-16 03:37 PM - 8 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d This should be merged with "The Real Big Ladies" - Bob Rvers www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=18187

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