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  • Parody of "Life during Wartime" by The Talking Heads (Dave AuJus)
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    Minivan loaded with children
    Packed up and ready to roll
    Jurassic Park is down at the Cineplex
    The kids are beggin' ta go
    The sound of footsteps off in the jungle
    And then a monsterous growl
    But when that goat rag fell on the window
    The kids got up and ran out

    This ain't no Barney this ain't no Dino
    Spielberg ain't foolin' around
    My kids are cryin' got heebee jeebies
    Look what they did to that cow

    Triceratops is under the weather
    Went to the bathroom for days
    The mismatchingsaurus lets loose and sneezes
    Ten pounds of snot on her face
    The lawyer's in an outhouse T-Rex was hungry
    And so he swallowed him whole
    I've changed my underwear so many times now
    It must be time to go home

    This ain't no Barney this ain't no Dino
    Spielberg ain't foolin' around
    Not meant for youngsters it's PG-13
    They're just too young for this now

    They make hors d'oeuvres out of the people
    They're arms are dinosaur chow

    My kids have nightmares and trouble sleeping

    This ain't no Barney this ain't no Dino
    This ain't no foolin' around

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    10-23-16, #OTR-2-41
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