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  • Parody of "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
    Looks like the funds are runnin' low
    There's no pot to p**s in
    The turkey's missin'
    We'll have to eat the yellow snow

    I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
    With every credit slip I sign
    May your days be better than mine
    And may all your creditors be kind

    I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
    Looks like we won't get any coal
    There's no gifts for bringing
    No sleigh bells ringing
    We hear Santa's in the hole

    I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
    With every rubber check I write
    If your gifts seems tiny and light
    It's cuz these days Christmases are tight

    (Dave AuJus)
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