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Keywords: CANDY, DENTIST, HALLOWEEN, TEETH 
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  • Parody of "Monster Mash" by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I was sitting home alone on Halloween
    Waiting for the little ones
    With bags on their sleeves
    Who love to eat the junk
    That make their teeth a big mess
    But you see I'm a dentist
    I couldn't care less

    I'll give them tons of trash
    Malted milk balls and candy corn
    Chocolate bars and licorice
    I'll give them trick-or-treat trash
    I'll feed them dextrose glucose
    Sweets of all design
    I'll make their wisdom teeth stupid
    Their eye-teeth blind
    I'll let them stuff their faces
    Till they've had their fill
    Cuz tomorrow
    They'll be in my chair and under my drill
    I give them tons of trash
    Gumdrops and lollipops
    Candy canes and gooey chewy things
    I feed them trick-or-treat trash
    A year will go by
    Of fillings and drillings
    Root canals bridge work
    Appointments and billings
    Until next Halloween
    When their teeth are all bright
    Then I'll put my dentist's costume on
    And haunt them all night

    I'll give them trash
    Lots of trash
    How about some giant suck balls
    Jaw breakers and gummi bears
    I'll give them trick-or-treat trash
    Next please
    Into the chair now
    Open wide
    Say Ahh
    Aghhh
    Now spit


    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    10-13-23, #MMS-25810-25-09, #09-43
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