Underage Drinking by Bob Rivers

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Underage Drinking
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Hot Rod Lincoln" by Asleep at the Wheel (Dave AuJus)

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George W said, "Jenna my approval ratin's sinkin' so you'd better knock off that underage drinkin'."

Have you heard the story about Jenna Bush?
That Presidential twin with a pretty cute tush
Yes I was there that fateful day
When her and Barbara were puttin' 'em away

Well she'd just finished up her freshman year
And she thought she'd earned a few cold beers
She was getting' 'faced in a Texas bar
Secret Service outside in an unmarked car

Got a powerful thirst for such a young pup
And a hot little body you know she gives up
Got a fake ID lots o' gall
Drinks too much just like her Pa

Well she wanted to impress me and her friends
Buy us all some Heinekens
But the manager had to end the fun
Grabbed a phone dialed 911

Well the law pulled up in a police car
And they stormed in to Chewie's Bar
They knew they had her dead to right
She'd be goin' to jail that night

And the very next morning across the front page
There was Jenna on center stage
Daddy saw and it got his goat
Gin and tonic is what they wrote

Now all of a sudden the press were writin'
Like piranhas started bitin'
Ran the story wall to wall
The Bush agenda began to stall

Well her Ma and Pa they brought her home
George W sat her down to pick that bone
Daddy said, "I'll be deader than Lincoln
If you don't knock off that underage drinkin'."

(Dave AuJus)

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