Watching Chelsea Grow by Bob Rivers

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Watching Chelsea Grow
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Watching Scotty Grow" by Bobby Goldsboro (Dave AuJus)

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Red hair, braces and a training bra
A presidential par
That's our girl
A bossy mother and a cat named Sox
She's quite a fox
She's our girl

I seen her on the TV and in the papers
I can count the freckles on her nose
Her face is smeared with Oxy-clear she's watching 90210
I'm biding my time and watching Chelsea grow

Watching MTV by the cement pond
She ain't no blonde
But she's our girl
When Michael Jackson sings and grabs his crotch
I'll bet she don't watch
That's our girl

In four short years she'll blossom like a flower
She'll be going out with boys before you know
And I can't wait for my very first date with the FBI in tow
I'm sitting here pining watching Chelsea grow

Taking daddy's limo and his chauffer Ed
To see the Grateful Dead
That's my girl
Had to let the Secret Service do a background check
But what the heck?
She's my girl

The boys'll be buzzing around like a summertime bee swarm
Save me a place 'cause I was the first to know
I'll be near, I'll be waiting right here when her womanhood starts to show
Sitting here waiting watching Chelsea grow
Sitting here waiting watching Chelsea grow

Goodnight, Chelsea

(Dave AuJus)

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