If She Farts On The First Date by Da Yoopers

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If She Farts On The First Date
By: Da Yoopers

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Duration:	2:58
Release Date:	2003 (Sonic SBL)
Lyrics By:	Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL)
Music By:	Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL)
Produced By:	Da Yoopers (Sonic SBL)
Released By:	You Guys Records/Hoolie Man Music (Sonic SBL)
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If you think you hooked the right woman
Blow a fart and see how she acts
If she starts to squirm
Looks at you like you're a germ
She's not a 10, toss her back
I was trying to snag me a beauty
I dropped a stinky one that made her cry
She choked on the smell
Then told me to go to hell
I could care less that she didn't say goodbye

If she farts on the first date, she's a keeper
If she burps when she eats, she's a catch
If she farts under the sheets
Makes you smell her feet
Then she's a Yooper 10; yah, you betcha

Try slipping one in church
If she yells out "Good one!", she's a dream
If she likes to get half-lit
Yeah, loves to let 'em rip
Then you've got yourself a real Yooper queen

If she farts on the first date, she's a keeper
If she burps when she eats, she's a catch
If she farts under the sheets
Makes you smell her feet
Then she's a Yooper 10; yah, you betcha
Then she's a Yooper 10; yah, you betcha
Then she's a Yooper 10; yah, you betcha (Sonic SBL)

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Songs for Fart Lovers
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