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Rank this week: 10 (↑27)
Duration: 1:23 
Release Date: 11/18/1997  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Denis Leary/Chris Phillips (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Denis Leary/Chris Phillips (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Joe Blaney/Chris Phillips (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: A & M Records (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • This track includes some obscure audio of legendary jazz drummer Buddy Rich in his later years having a therapeutic shout at his band. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Dipshit...misfit....Why am I such a misfit...Mr. Elf...or I'll clock ya..with a toy.. Ya see that dolly arm? I'll wield it like a ******'... machete!

    Come to Santa's Play Elf Land! Where everyone's an elf! Visit Santa's factory workshop and see Toy-O-Rama! Bathe with the elves in the world's largest solar heated salt water hot tub! Visit the Candy Pit...If you dare! Or just plain have fun.
    And hey! Mom And Dad! While the kids are having fun, you can be getting stiff in Santa's 'Ho Ho Hideout' and Barbecue Lounge serving Santa's specialty- Reindeer Ribs! And have Santa's 'Sleighbell Slayer' on the house!
    That's 'Santa's Play Elf Land', exit 34J just off the Wahasic Turnpike in Fort Tiqueroga, New York.

    "This is Vic Morrow and I'm up here in Heaven and you know what?
    Bobby, there is no Christmas. Hey, you know Santa's dead? You know why? I just killed him, you hear me? I just killed him!"(BZZZT!)


    (Buddy Rich:) Saxophones! You gotta ******' be kiddin' me!
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 4 shows:
    12-04-16, #MMS-20612-09-13, #MMS-181
    12-14-13, #13-3012-19-09, #ROTP_278
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