Blind Date  By: Wayne Faust

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Release Date:	1987
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Well a nervous young cowboy he stood at the gate Walked up to the door to pick up his blind date He cleared his throat and he started to knock He wasn't prepared for that horrible shock Well her hair was done up in the shape of a duck Her face looked like it had been hit by a truck Her stomach protruded, her chest was caved in And beads of saliva rolled down off her chin And he said: I might as well take her, she's all I can get She's got a body I'd rather forget She looks like the wicked witch when she got wet But I might as well take her, she's all I can get She looked at him standin' out there in the hall She wanted to go hit her head on the wall His hair was so greasy it shone like a dish And shaking his hand was like shaking a fish His feet were humongous, he had knobby knees Stuck to his teeth was a big piece of cheese His breath smelled like Listerine, garlic and foam He looked like E.T., before he phoned home And she said: I might as well take him, he's all I can get Though he's got a body I'd rather forget He looks like the wicked witch when she got wet I might as well take him, he's all I can get Strange things can happen when finding a mate They had a good time goin' out on that date 'Cause after the movie they went out to park And looks just don't matter when you're in the dark! And they said: I might as well take you, you're all I can get Though you got a body I'd rather forget But I'll close my eyes and then we'll be all set I might as well take you, you're all I can get (JinxCat)

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