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3:53
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2003 (sfjpk30)
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Parody lyrics by 'the great Luke Ski' (MarlinsGirl)
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Parody lyrics by 'the great Luke Ski' (MarlinsGirl)
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A parody of "Because I Got High" by Afroman, about "Star Wars: Episode II: Attack Of The Clones".
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Yoda: It is like, care about nothing, I do not. Anakin: Turn the sabre on. Yeah. (sabre noise) Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo… Anakin: Pretty cool. (sabre noise) Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Anakin: Yeah, yeah. (sabre noise) Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dah-ah-ahh… Anakin: Okay turn it off, yeah. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da da da, la da da da, la da da daa!
Anakin: Was a Tattooine slave as a kid, pod racers I'd fly. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo… Anakin: 'Til QuiGon freed me he did, then ten years go by. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Uh! Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Anakin: Now I'm protecting Padme's life, and you know why. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Why, man? Anakin: Yeah, hey!… Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, da-da, dat…
Anakin: The assassin was a her not a him, we chased through the sky. Watto: Come on, ya'll! Yoda: Check it out. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo… Anakin: And just like always, we'd hack off a limb, just so she'd comply. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Uh, Uh. Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Anakin: That method's a bit extreme, how do we justify? Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ha ha ha. Why, man? Anakin: Yeah, hey!… Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto: Go to the next, go to the next, go to the next. Jar-Jar: Meesa! Yoda: Uh!
Anakin: Left Naboo to look for my Mom, to save her I'd try. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Uh. Ooo, ooo, oooo… Anakin: She passed away right there in my arms, and it made me cry. Yoda: Very sad indeed. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Anakin: All those Tuskien Sand People, THEY ALL HAD TO DIE!!! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Yaaah! Why, man? Anakin: Yeah, hey!… Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat…
Anakin: Jango lost his head, Boba moans, for vengeance he'll vie. Jar-Jar: I'm serious, man! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo… Anakin: We won the battle with the best clones that money can buy. Yoda: Republic credits, very good. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Anakin: Dooku chopped off my hand, that's irony, with a capital "I"… Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Gaaah! Why, man? Anakin: Yeah, hey!… Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat…
Anakin: Our secret passion we couldn't avoid, we tried to deny. Jar-Jar: I'm serious, man! Watto: Uh. Uh. Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo… Anakin: So back on Naboo, witnessed by the droids, the knot we did tie. Yoda: What was that? Watto: Nothing, keep going. Jar-Jar: Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Anakin: It'll destroy our lives, but who cares? We're livin' a lie. Yoda: Turn the song off! Anakin: Yeah, hey!… Because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi, because I'm Jedi! Watto: Because I'm Jedi! No, keep going!... Jar-Jar: ... because I'm Jedi, Me do dat over!... Yoda: ...because I'm Jedi! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat…
Anakin: Okay you guys, take a verse, take a verse, go! Watto: I've got little wings on my back, so that I can fly… Anakin: Uh, yeah, uh, keep going! Ooo, ooo, oooo… Jar-Jar: Meesa got big ear, long tongue, and two bulgey eye!… Yes I do! Anakin: That's right, you do man. Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Yoda: Whoop your butt in a fight I will, and you know why… Anakin: Why guys? …… Go! Go! Go! Go! Yoda: Yeah, hey!… Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: 'Cause we're C.G.I., 'cause we're C.G.I., 'cause we're C.G.I.! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat…
Anakin: The film's called Attack of the Clones, and it's starring I. Watto: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Jar-Jar: Meesa! Baby, Ho-ooo!… Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo… Anakin: Even though my acting's worse than that Keanu guy. Watto: Go! Yeah! Uh! Yeah! Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what? Jar-Jar: No way! Bring it back, bring it back, baby! Yoda: Yes way, Ted!, Lat dat dat, da-da-dah… Anakin: And by now I'm sure you all have figured out why… Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Aaahh!!! Why, man? Anakin: Yeah, hey!… George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high! Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat…
Anakin: Lat, dat, da da da dat, da da da da daa… Jar-Jar: Did he really do that, man? Watto: Well, you know those Hollywood types. Anakin: Shoop shoop shooby do wah… Yoda: Obi-Wan, get jiggy with it! Anakin: Skippy dee bee bah boop do wah… Jar-Jar: Meesa not thinkin you be sayin dat. Watto: Yes, it's a continuity error. Too out of character for you, too out of date for everyone. Anakin: Lat, dat, da da da dat, loot loo doo dee doo… Doot doo! Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, as up to date your pop culture references will be not? Hmm? Anakin: La da da da da, la da da da da, la da da da daa! La dat dat dat dat daa… Watto: See, now I have no idea what you are saying. Jar-Jar: Yeah, you needsa to be speakin in a waysa thatsa people cansa be undastandinsa! Watto: Now I am completely lost. Jar-Jar: Me-me-meesa-MEESA!!! Yoda: Sell any of these albums, we are not going to, cuz. Watto: Let's go back to Mos Espa and fix some more maintenance droids, screw it. Jar-Jar: Pooda to da corporate world, beeyotch! (Sonic SBL) |
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