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At the appliance shop, I bought a filthy book
Locked in the lab and had a pretty good look
There was a naked nude lady and a man dressed the same
Doing something very rude with a funny foreign name
I think it was called "feratilio"
Which is Spanish for "blowing the bugle"
I went down to me girlfriend's house and she said "Oh!
That's not very nice and I don't want to know!"
So I tactfully said, "Forget that it's a c**k,
Pretend you're at the seaside and it's a stick of rock"
But she said
No! No! No! No, that's flat!
I could never, never do a filthy thing like that!
She said
No! No! No! No, that's flat!
I could never, never do a filthy thing like that!
She said it was called "feratileranio"
And was named after an Italian racing driver
Well I filled her up with whisky and I filled her up with gin
But she still wouldn't do it 'cause she said it was a sin
I even had a bath - but the answer was the same
She wouldn't do the thing with the funny foreign name
It was called something like "feratilerulio"
I said it would protect her from tonsillitis
but she wouldn't swallow that
She said
No! No! No! No, that's flat!
I could never, never do a filthy thing like that!
She said
No! No! No! No, that's flat!
I could never, never do a filthy thing like that!
Next day, a man in a hat came knocking at the door
He said "You've won the pools, half a million or more"
With me cheque in me pocket to me girlfriend's house I ran
To see if she was still a vegetarian
I said "Did she remember what a silly girl she's been
about the sword-swallowing in that funny magazine?"
I said "Would she refuse me and treat me with disdain
regarding the activity with the funny foreign name?"
But she said
No! No! No! No, that's flat!
I could never refuse to do a thing like that!
She said
No! No! No! No, that's flat!
I could never refuse to do a thing like that!
Mister ******** the ice cream man
Hear him jingle jangle in the ice cream van
Mister ********
All the children say "Hello!"
To Mister ********, the ice cream man (Donovan Wesner) |
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