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Duration: 1:46 
Release Date: 2000  (Sonic SBL) 
Lyrics By: Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL) 
Music By: Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL) 
Produced By: Da Yoopers (Sonic SBL) 
Released By: You Guys Records/Hoolie Man Music (Sonic SBL) 
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Song Lyrics:
Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. I'm gonna be Santa's helper this year. I got a present for ya. Do you want your present?

(Music starts)
Well, here goes. (belch) Here's another one for ya. (belch) Whoa! Here's another one. (belch)

Merry Christmas, everybody! I got more presents for ya. Here goes, catch! (fart) Okay, don't miss now! Here's another one! (fart) Ooh... Oh, here's one just for you. (two farts)

Merry Christmas, everybody! I got some more presents now 'cause I'm Santa's helper! I got presents for everyone! Have you been a good boy this year? (two farts) There you go! Here's another one for ya: (belch). Here's one for all you good girls out there. (fart) Hoh! Whoo, smells like gutted partridge!

Oh, no! Here we go again! Okay, are you ready? Here we go! (belch) Ahh... catch! (fart) Don't miss this one! (belch) Oh... Ooh, whoo! I think that's about all I can take, eh. Thank you. Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen! Merry Christmas!

Oh, no! No, not again! Uh, let me see... (he strains each time the music stops trying to fart, then poops his pants after the third stop) Uh-oh! Oh, no. Hey, anybody got an extra pair of size 46 underwear out there? Ooh...
(Sonic SBL)
Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
Played on 2 shows:
07-26-17, #ISGD-17-3112-10-00, #00-50
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Messages about the song: "Santa's Helper"
joet   Offline  -  Member  -  11-21-07 06:07 PM  -  16 years ago
can u please put the real 1 on its hallarias i want to now wat happends next
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