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You can't say 'c**t' in Canada
Saying 'c**t's' not very nice at all
No, you can't say 'c**t' in Canada
So we asked the sheilas what they called it
And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, ****, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,
So if you say 'c**t' in Canada,
You gotta say it with a velvet glove.
And you can't say 'c**t' in Canada

Now, you can't say 'c**t' in Canada
So I thought I better ask the guys
Now, you can't say 'c**t' in Canada
Why wasn't I surprised
When they said gash, *****, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
(Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo
No, you can't say 'c**t' in Canada
'Cause 'c**t's' considered pretty ******' rude

No, you can't say 'c**t' in Canada
So when I get to Montreal
If you're gonna say 'c**t' in Canada
You gotta say it in French as well
So here goes: pilerplut, la c**t, President Mitterrand, *kiss kiss* Pepe le Pew
No, you can't say 'c**t' in Canada
'Cause 'c**t's' considered pretty damn rude
And you can't say 'c**t' in Canada
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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06-08-13, #MMS-162
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