All Out of Beer  By: Possible Oscar

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Duration:	5:13
Release Date:	10/2/2007  (Tim P. Ryan)
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Parody of "All Out Of Love" by Air Supply (czwrefsteven)

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The FuMP 10/02/2007 (Tim P. Ryan)

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All Out of Beer BUD: Can I have everyone's attention please? Thank you all for coming out to our Possible Oscar House Party Fun Time Blow Out Jamboree and Tupperware Party! (applause/hoots) It's been a wonderful evening. However, I have a confession to make. This isn't going to be easy for me to say. I think, by saying it through the soft terry cloth sounds of A.M. gold, it should lessen the shock. Marshall, If you would please... It's 8:53 on a Saturday night Drinking a few with our friends Meatballs were a hit, hope you liked the Chex mix The Tupperware kept them fresh There's only one thing that could ruin the mood And temper the mirth of this day The amount that we bought, wasn't nearly enough In the end what I'm trying to say, what I'm trying to say We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty You don't have to leave, there's plenty of soda We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff You drank it too fast, sobriety won't last long It seems that a few of you shoulder the blame Consumed more than most of the room I'm talking to you, Steve, you drank 42 I expect that you'll drop dead soon STEVE (drunkenly): Pffft! I don't even (body falling sound) Now, Larry, I find your behavior uncouth It's time to pull up your jeans And, Susan, it's clear you can't handle your beer So much for your dignity, dignity We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty You don't have to leave, charades can be so fun We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff You drank it too fast, sobriety won't last long Ooh, who's up for a beer run? Who's up for a beer run? Who's up for a beer run? Who's up for a beer run? GUY ONE: You! You tard! This is YOUR party! GUY TWO: Yeah! And make it quick! Buzz... fading... We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty You don't have to leave, there's plenty of soda We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff You drank it too fast, sobriety's long gone We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty You don't have to leave, charades can be so fun We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff You drank it too fast, sobriety's long gone We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty So pack up your s**t, you ungrateful assholes We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff We told you to leave, now get the hell out of our home We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty We told you to leave... (no sound except one man's applause) BUD: That didn't go very well. MARSHALL: It's O.K. I'm here for ya, Bud. BUD: Thanks man. By the way, we're out of wine too. MARSHALL: Yeah... Um, well, good luck with that, and... Oh gee, look at the time! (guitar thud sound) BUD: Wait! Uurgh! lyrics from: theFuMP.com (MarlinsGirl)

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The FuMP, Volume 5	The Long Overdue EP
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Played on 11 shows:
	05-19-09, #KMCC_5-17		11-25-07, #07-47
	11-21-08, #BR-08-49		11-05-07, #MM-131
	09-05-08, #BR-08-33		10-26-07, #MMDT20_07-42
	08-01-08, #BR-08-27		10-14-07, #07-41
	05-30-08, #BR-08-18		10-06-07, #ROTP_163
	03-22-08, #MMCZ_08-12
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