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Background vocals: T. Rockwell, T. Uliasz, L. Sienkowski, J. Emerson, M. Eaton, Fossil B, S. Bean.
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes life worth living! Blood, guts and boobs! What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes previews worth watching! Blood, guts and boobs!
What I want in my movie when I pay my ten bucks It better not be boring with a story that sucks I need a chopped up body with the breath still laboring And stale popcorn with imitation butter flavoring Top it off with a girl who takes her top off I'm rootin' for the killer lookin' for things he can lop off Boobs should be found in a plentiful amount But silicon and CGI don't count For a film to compete, it's gotta have some extra meat Aliens are always fun but melted eyeballs are neat If you got people to kill and need to get the job done Bullets are boring; lawnmowers are fun To the women in the film who are trying to survive Here's what you need to do to help you make it out a live It's the middle of the night; got a dozen dead friends Time to go skinny dipping in the lake again!
What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes Goobers worth eating! Blood, guts and boobs! What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes tapes worth rewinding! Blood, guts and boobs!
Why would a woman take her shirt off when all of her Friends are getting knocked off and having limbs hacked off? She can tell that she isn't gonna make it So what the hell, might as well die naked Besides boobs can really help you out a ton They'll distract a horde of zombies long enough for you to run More effective than a gun on escaped mental patients Boobs are often used for diplomatic relations Why do you think that kid meowed in The Grudge He was trying to get her shirt off, but Buffy wouldn't budge And those gadgets in Saw had a serious flaw They could snap open a jaw but couldn't unlatch a bra Seriously that'd be at the top of my list If I was making something like that exist, but he missed The opportunity, for some gratuitous nudity As Flanders would say, yes indeedily-doodily
What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes Paris worth watching! Blood, guts and boobs! What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes Lucas worth nothing! Blood, guts and boobs!
There's a killer on the train again; nowhere to hide You can jump off the side or "Take off your t-shirt!" Your bowl of Rice Krispies says "Snap, Krackle, Kill" You can make out your will or "Take off your t-shirt!" The mirror's talkin' back to you, callin' you fat You can hit it with a bat or "Take off your t-shirt!" There's a monster in your shower drain made out of hair You can attack it with Nair or "Take off your t-shirt!"
Bulbous, buoyant and bouncy, they can do some neat tricks I like werewolf chicks because they have six And sorority chicks should just be naked all the time Then it's fine if they can't remember a line Harry Potter was OK but some day I wanna see The version with all the perversion there can be Where Ron gets disemboweled and Hermione strips And Hagrid dresses like a Catholic school girl with whips Call me appalling through it all; I'm never satiated I want Snow White topless and the seven dwarfs decapitated Irritated when a movie misses a chance To lop off someone's head or rip off someone's pants So if your story sucks and your director can't direct for s**t At least find a chick who will whip out a tit And if you go to a show and see me doing this song Take off your t-shirt and sing along! What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes floors worth sticking to! Blood, guts and boobs! What you want in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you need in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! What you see in the movie? Blood, guts and boobs! It makes Ebert worth feeding! Blood, guts and boobs!
Blood! Guts! Boobs! Boobs! Blood! Guts! Boobs! Boobs!
"Aaaaand...cut! Yes, nice, nice. Alright, let's go again. Let's get some more blood. And some more boobs. I'd say about 75% more boobs. Get some blood on those boobs over there. Let's get those boobs into that blood right there. Jonathan, brother, you're craft service, I'm not sure why you're topless right now, but... Um, alright. More boobs, people, more boobs. And we'll go again. Alright. Man, I'm a genius." (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Played on 18 shows: |
| 10-16-21, #AOTA-211016 | | 02-01-08, #MMDT20_08-04 |
| 10-28-16, #WOTR_16 | | 01-27-08, #08-04 |
| 10-05-14, #MMP-32 | | 01-25-08, #MMDT20_08-03 |
| 10-19-13, #AOTA-131019 | | 01-13-08, #08-02 |
| 02-18-12, #MMP-15 | | 01-11-08, #MMDT20_08-01 |
| 10-28-11, #ROTP_375 | | 12-29-07, #ROTP_175 |
| 12-27-08, #ROTP_227 | | 11-25-07, #07-47 |
| 10-25-08, #ROTP_218 | | 11-18-07, #07-46 |
| 02-08-08, #MMDT20_08-05 | | 11-03-07, #ROTP_167 |
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