The Tourist Rap (The Sequel)  By: DJ Particle

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Duration:	2:38
Release Date:	11/7/2007  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Emi M. Briet, Al Matthews, Jon St. John (DJ Particle)
Music By:	Al Matthews, Jon St. John (DJ Particle)
Produced By:	Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle)
Released By:	Reika Recordings (DJ Particle)
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Half-cover, half-parody sequel to "Tourist Rap" by Al Matthews & Jon St. John (DJ Particle)

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THE TOURIST RAP (THE SEQUEL) (sequel to the tune of "The Tourist Rap" by Al Matthews & Jon St. John) New lyrics ©2007 Emi M. Briet Back in '85, my parents took my brother and I on this vacation I've always wanted to go back! Do you have the map? Is this the one? 'Southern Minnesota'? Hon, we're not in the Cities anymore Mommy! Are we there yet? We're tourists, stayin' on the Cape! After more than 20 years, finally back here with my mate! You can spot us on the Mid-Cape with our high-beams on And all the Cape Cod locals cannot wait 'til we are gone We're tourists, on our summertime vacation We come to Cape Cod from all across the nation Can you point us to the cabins named for all the flowers? Is this Route 6A? We've been driving now for hours! CHORUS It's the Tourist Rap! The Tourist Rap! On the side of the road Tryin' to read the map! We're tourists, on the beaches and the bars You can tell that we are here by the license on our cars We're tourists, now where was that rotary? Mommy, pull over! I gotta take a-- We are tourists, from miles around What's this on the menu? I thought "Quahog" was a town! Mommy, I want a burger! Just take it easy, we'll be there shortly. P-town's got to have fast food by now! Honey! What kind of road is this? I don't know. I don't remember these sticks in the middle of the Mid-Cape, better drive 45... *beep beep* (It's the Tourist Rap!) Hey, this isn't the Indy 500 here! (The Tourist Rap!) Honey, was our cabin in "Touro", we just entered "Eastum" (On the side of the road) I don't know! Ohhhhh! Which road is this? (Tryin' to read the map!) We're tourists, I see no change from before Our radio is STILL locked to Cape 104 We hear it on the beaches and the stores I can tell Could have sworn it was further down the dial. Oh well. We're tourists, and we fill your life with fear If you haven't had enough, we'll be back next year!! CHORUS UNTIL FADE (DJ Particle)

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