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| Parody of "Fernando" by ABBA sung as Arnold Schwarzenegger. (peterpuck9) |
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(Your underclothes, give them to me, dickwad!)
Have you ever gone "Commando"?
Have you ever just gone wild and left your underwear at home?
There is danger in "Commando"
For a zipper could get caught on something tender, make you bawl
It could ruin you for months
But, isn't freedom worth the risk of losing all?
Lose the boxers, go "Commando"
Take your fruit out of their looms, you're OK without BVDs
Trash the briefs and go "Commando"
(Hasta la vista, underwear)
Nothing now to crush your grapes
Into a pulp and make you whine
And there's no "fly-fishing" done
At urinals when sets of garments don't align
I am flopping in the air tonight
To left and right. "Commando"
There is little now confining me
Ah, liberty! "Commando"
Though, at first, I thought it might be weird,
There's no regret
It's a feeling you won't find again
I tell you men, "Commando"
It's a feeling you won't find again
Come on, be men, "Commando"
(As usual, after the mission is over, you will have to be debriefed.)
I'm a rebel, I'm "Commando"
The missus says it's nice to have it now so close at hand
But I can't control "Old Rambo"
There are times when she will scowl at me and flash the evil eye
She can see too easily it pleases me
Each time a pretty girl walks by
I'm forgoing underwear that's tight
That wedge, that bite, "Commando"
There is nothing now beneath these jeans
But Frank and beans, "Commando"
Oh, I'm never wearing skivvies now
There's no regret
Sometimes hear when I am wearing shorts
"What's that thing, Sport?" "Commando"
When shorts hang too loosely ‘round my legs
"Sausage and eggs", "Commando"
They are lying there for all to see
I'm wild, I’m free, "Commando"
Oh, I went and emptied out my drawers
There's no regret
Sometimes when I get excited there's
A lot of stares "Commando"
Hey guys, if women can show off their boobs
Roll out your tubes "Commando"
(Fade out slowly in the end like underwear do)
(ricloose) |
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| Played on 20 shows: |
 | 01-02-11, #MMP-3 | | 02-29-08, #MMDT20_08-08 |
| 02-20-10, #ROTP_287 | | 02-22-08, #MMDT20_08-07 |
| 08-23-09, #BAD_08-23-09 | | 02-15-08, #MMDT20_08-06 |
| 07-05-09, #MMCZ-09-25 | | 02-08-08, #MMDT20_08-05 |
| 06-02-09, #KMCC_05-18 | | 02-01-08, #MMDT20_08-04 |
| 04-07-09, #KMCC- 5-14 | | 01-25-08, #MMDT20_08-03 |
| 09-30-08, #BAD_08-09-30 | | 01-21-08, #MM-142 |
| 06-01-08, #BAD_08-06-01 | | 01-18-08, #MMDT20_08-02 |
| 05-03-08, #MMCZ_08-18 | | 12-14-07, #MMDT20_07-49 |
| 04-27-08, #BAD_08-04-27 | | 11-23-07, #MMDT20_07-46 |
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