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My father was a wealthy man, but not a strong believer
Who didn't like religion much, and didn't like mom either
Now I got all their money, though I wasn't fond of neither
They said the best friend you could have was one that you could own
And so I bought a clone

I went to a fella with a PhD, to see if such a thing could be
I said, "Do we do this duplicity?"
He said, "How much do you own?"
And so I bought my clone

Well we worked all day, worked all night
It took some time to get it right
He took some cells from a fingernail
He threw them all in a petri pail

Well time went by, a week or three
We opened up the pail to see
This little guy who looked just like me
My, what a lucky clone

Well, he grew as time went by
Moved in with my wife and I
He was the apple of my eye
Till I left them alone

I came home late one night ya see
I found my wife in bed with me
I said, "Who is that? Me? It can't be!
See I've just now come home."

Well she said, "He's witty, he's cute and bright.
Always lets me win a fight.
Never drinks, he treats me right.
And he's always ready, late at night!"

Well I was there the night he died
"He did him in!" my wife she cried.
The jury said, "It's a suicide."
And now I'm on my own
Goodbye, goodbye my clone
(JinxCat)
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10-23-88, #88-43
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