Clone  By: David Beldock

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My father was a wealthy man, but not a strong believer Who didn't like religion much, and didn't like mom either Now I got all their money, though I wasn't fond of neither They said the best friend you could have was one that you could own And so I bought a clone I went to a fella with a PhD, to see if such a thing could be I said, "Do we do this duplicity?" He said, "How much do you own?" And so I bought my clone Well we worked all day, worked all night It took some time to get it right He took some cells from a fingernail He threw them all in a petri pail Well time went by, a week or three We opened up the pail to see This little guy who looked just like me My, what a lucky clone Well, he grew as time went by Moved in with my wife and I He was the apple of my eye Till I left them alone I came home late one night ya see I found my wife in bed with me I said, "Who is that? Me? It can't be! See I've just now come home." Well she said, "He's witty, he's cute and bright. Always lets me win a fight. Never drinks, he treats me right. And he's always ready, late at night!" Well I was there the night he died "He did him in!" my wife she cried. The jury said, "It's a suicide." And now I'm on my own Goodbye, goodbye my clone (JinxCat)

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