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By: Art Paul Schlosser & Robin Good
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Duration: 5:02 
Release Date: 2007  (artpaul) 
Lyrics By: Shari Elf (artpaul) 
Music By: Shari Elf & Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Produced By: Robin Good (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser with permission from both Shari Elf and Robin Good (artpaul) 
Licensing: CC 
Song Lyrics:
Robin:Okay sorry about that we had like thee door bell ring. Okay this is ah this is like we're part of this big tribute to Shari Elf and we're dedicated to make like quality recordings to ah to pay tribute to such a fine midwestern artist and so we're covering.

Art Paul: I'm going to play this part 4 times.

Robin: Yeah we're going to cover thee jerk-a-lator song among other ones and Art's{Art Paul Schlosser}over here he's on my left

Art Paul:I'm playing 2 more times

Robin:He's going to play the intro and I'm going to sing it and then he's going to sing

Art Paul One more time

Robin: It's a little, it's what they call a duet

Art Paul: Are you ready

Robin: I think I am

I’m a nice girl
I’ll be your elevator
I’m a nice girl
I’ll be your escalator
I’m a nice girl
I’ll be your percolator
I’m a nice girl
Hope your not a jerk-a-lator
Hm hm~~~~~~~~~~~~
Art Paul:La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

I'm a warm guy
I'll be your incubator?
I'm a smart guy, I think I am ?
I'll be your calculator?
I'm a sweet guy
I don't want to be an alligator,I'll be you're Bunny Rabbit
I'm a nice guy
I don't want to be your jerk-a-lator

I hope that was alright with the ah alligator part

Robin: Well that's her little bunny guy it's crochet little alligator named Bunny.

Art Paul: Well why do they call an alligator Bunny ?

Robin: I think she thought it was a bunny ? I don't know.

Art Paul: Really ?

Robin: I think it's kind of funny cause his name is bunny and he's an alligator.

Art Paul: Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~

When we met at the swamp meet you know I almost got lost down there

Robin: Really ?

Art Paul: My car almost fell into the swamp

Robin: Oh the swamp.

Art Paul:I was drawn to you, I drew you

Robin: Did you ? Was it a good drawing ?

Art Paul:I had a pencil

Robin: I didn't know anyone was drawing me

Art Paul: Well it says drawn so I think it means drawing

Robin: No No

Art Paul:I was especially enchanted when you showed me your tattoo

Robin: I don't have a tattoo

Art Paul:Well I didn't write the song so

Robin: Okay I do but I'm getting it removed

Art Paul: It's kind of weird

Robin: Yeah it's getting kind of old

Art Paul: Can I tell people where you have it

Robin: You don't know

Art Paul: you never show it to me ?

Robin: You've got to use your imagination

Art Paul: okay

Robin: It's not that big of a tattoo anyway

Art Paul: Maybe you should whistle at this part here:

Robin: whistling~~~~~~~~~

Art Paul: Here is the part where I'm going to play this part 4 times again

Robin: Oh brother 4 times and I always get confused and you know I lose count;1,2 wait minute where was I

Art Paul: It's only 3 more

Robin: I have to count the times and remember the words.And you know I'm not a professional singer

Art Paul:this is my last time

Robin: This is our first time doing this and just

Art Paul:Are you ready

Robin: okay

I’m a nice girl
I’ll be your escalator
I’m a nice girl
I’ll be your percolator
I’m a nice girl
I’ll be your elevator
I’m a nice girl
I hope your not a jerk-a-lator
Hope your not a jerk-a-lator
I don't want to be a jerk-a-lator
Ah ah

Art Paul:La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

Robin: La la

Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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