Ron's Appliance  By: Art Paul Schlosser & Robin Good

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Duration:	3:35
Release Date:	2004  (artpaul)
Lyrics By:	Shari Elf & Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Music By:	Shari Elf & Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Produced By:	Robin Good (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser with permission from both Shari Elf and Robin Good (artpaul)
Licensing:	CC
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, COUNTRY MUSIC, HUMOR, ROBIN GOOD, SHARI ELF

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Song Lyrics:

Art Paul: Yeah you really need appliance for this one Robin: Yeah sound affects ~~~~~~~ Do I sound like an Appliance Art Paul: Not really Robin: sound affects ~~~~~~~ Doesn't that sound like a blender more sound affects ~~~~~~~ Art Paul: This is gonna be a little different then the original version that I already came up with. I'm gonna do a country western version that I just made up just now. Robin: It's a country western song Art Paul: I have a story I need to tell It's kind of boring But I know it well The Phone rings Robin: Brggg brggg Art Paul: At 9 am It's wakes me up Robin: Sound of a yawn Art Paul: So I answer it There's a lady on the other end Robin: Sound affect of a lady talking fast Art Paul: Speaking very quickly Something like this A bunch of words A bunch of words And then Ron's Applainces And then another bunch of words I kindly mentioned She has the wrong number But she says No I dialed 551-6278 Says the hurry voice Correcting me Assuring me I'm Ron's Appliances Well you know I think about it Perhaps shes right Perhaps I forgotten that I live in an Appliance store No I decide after looking around The sloppy clothes laying all over the floor there And the hound dog in the corner And there's a bunch of flies That if this was Ron's Appliances then they better clean the place up Because this is pretty bad and no one gonna want to buy any of these appliances Besides the potato chips are falling off the TV set And the TV set doesn't look like what you would buy at an Appliance store because it's only got one channel and the one channel doesn't play very good So I decide that This is not an appliance store and I'm really not Ron With a new found confidence I speak to her like a patient stranger to a wrong number I'm sure you dialed wrong this is 551-6178 I emphasis the second 1 I sense her illusionmat Reality is crashing swiftly before her But not before she gets the last word Oh ! And then she hangs up the phone (artpaul)

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