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Ron's Appliance 
By: Art Paul Schlosser & Robin Good
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Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: 2004  (artpaul) 
Lyrics By: Shari Elf & Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Music By: Shari Elf & Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Produced By: Robin Good (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser with permission from both Shari Elf and Robin Good (artpaul) 
Licensing: CC 
Song Lyrics:
Art Paul:
Yeah you really need appliance for this one

Yeah sound affects ~~~~~~~
Do I sound like an Appliance

Art Paul:
Not really

Robin: sound affects ~~~~~~~
Doesn't that sound like a blender
more sound affects ~~~~~~~

Art Paul:
This is gonna be a little different then the original version that I already came up with.
I'm gonna do a country western version that I just made up just now.

It's a country western song

Art Paul:
I have a story
I need to tell
It's kind of boring
But I know it well
The Phone rings

Brggg brggg

Art Paul:
At 9 am
It's wakes me up

Sound of a yawn

Art Paul:
So I answer it
There's a lady on the other end

Sound affect of a lady talking fast

Art Paul:
Speaking very quickly
Something like this
A bunch of words
A bunch of words
And then Ron's Applainces
And then another bunch of words
I kindly mentioned
She has the wrong number
But she says
No I dialed 551-6278
Says the hurry voice
Correcting me
Assuring me
I'm Ron's Appliances
Well you know I think about it
Perhaps shes right
Perhaps I forgotten that I live in an Appliance store
No I decide after looking around
The sloppy clothes laying all over the floor there
And the hound dog in the corner
And there's a bunch of flies
That if this was Ron's Appliances then they better clean the place up
Because this is pretty bad and no one gonna want to buy any of these appliances
Besides the potato chips are falling off the TV set
And the TV set doesn't look like what you would buy at an Appliance store because it's only got one channel and the one channel doesn't play very good
So I decide that
This is not an appliance store and I'm really not Ron
With a new found confidence
I speak to her like a patient stranger to a wrong number
I'm sure you dialed wrong this is 551-6178
I emphasis the second 1
I sense her illusionmat
Reality is crashing swiftly before her
But not before she gets the last word
Oh !
And then she hangs up the phone

Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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