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Duration: 0:43 
Release Date: 1983  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Eric Idle (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Eric Idle (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: André Jacquemin/Michael Palin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: MCA 6121 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Kay-Gee-Bee Music Ltd. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #1163083 
Frightfully witty!- Stavro Arrgolus
  • This song from 'Monty Python's The Meaning of Life' takes place in the restaurant in the 'Mr. Creosote' sketch just before he arrives. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
    Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean..

    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It's swell to have a stiffy
    It's divine to own a dick
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world's biggest prick!
    So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
    Your piece of pork
    Your wife's best friend
    Your Percy or your c**k
    You can wrap it up in ribbons
    You can slip it in your sock
    But don't take it out in public
    Or they will stick you in the dock
    And you won't a-come a-back!

    Oh! Thank you very much...

    (posh guy:)...What a frightfully witty song!

    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    11-12-19, #MMS-23202-18-04, #KMCC_01-05
    02-26-11, #MMS-143
    = Show you can listen to online
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