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Excerpt of skit from Episode 27 "Mrs. Premise & Mrs. Conclusion (visit Jean-Paul Sartre)." (peterpuck9) |
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Mrs. Premise: John Cleese Mrs. Conclusion: Graham Chapman
Mrs. Conclusion: Hello, Mrs. Premise!
Mrs. Premise: Ooh, hello Mrs. Conclusion!
Mrs. Conclusion: Busy day?
Mrs. Premise: Busy!? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Mrs. Conclusion: Four hours to bury the cat?
Mrs. Premise: Yes, it wouldn't keep still, wriggling about, 'owling.
Mrs. Conclusion: Oh, it's not dead then?
Mrs. Premise: Oh no no, but it's not at all a well cat and as we're going away for a fortnight, I thought to better bury it just to be on the safe side.
Mrs. Conclusion: Right, right. You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat, do you?
Mrs. Premise: Yes.
Mrs. Conclusion: We've decided to have the budgie put down.
Mrs. Premise: Oh, is it very old, then?
Mrs. Conclusion: No, we just don't like it.
Mrs. Premise: Ohh...How do they put budgies down?
Mrs. Conclusion: It's funny you should ask that. I've been reading a great big book on how to put your budgie down, and evidently, you can either hit them with the book or you can shoot them there, just above the beak.
Mrs. Premise: Mmmm...Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo.
Mrs. Conclusion: Oh, that's dangerous, 'cause they breed in the sewers and eventually you get huge evil smelling flocks of soiled budgies flying out of peoples lavatories infringing their personal freedom. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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