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| In the lyrics below, the bits in italics are spoken along with the song by an angry sounding guy and the rest is sung by a far too happy sounding chorus. The comedy is in the quick switching between the two. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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When the headline in the paper always makes you sad,
remember to read the comics, they will make you glad
Dagwood really bothers me, I wish that he would die
I'm sick of seeing him run out the door
and smash into that guy
And I don't know why I read "Marmaduke"
It never makes me laugh
I'd like to break into his doghouse
and kill him with an ax
Comics, comics, reading them is fun
On gloomy days the comics bring a little sun
Why "Garfield" is so popular, I'll never understand
I'd like to turn him into dog food and squish him into a can
And then there's "Andy Capp", that drunken little twit
I'd like to take his little body and squeeze it like a zit
Comics, comics, they make everybody smile
If you don't believe me, just you look at them awhile
I don't mind "Hi & Lois" though, Y'know? That's kinda cute, that one. I like the little kid, the little baby, she sits by the window and the sunbeam comes in. That's cute, I like that one. But I don't like the other ones. The other ones are lousy. Yknow?
"Hi & Lois", it's got something. It's got that, uh, je ne se quis, whatever, or whatever ya wanna call it....
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Current Rating
9.7
(1 vote)
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Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended
to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before
they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted
under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.
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