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Rank this week: 20 (↑14)
Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Eric Idle/John Du Prez/Graham Chapman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Eric Idle/John Du Prez/Graham Chapman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Eric Idle (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Originally from the "Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album" (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Inflammation of the foreskin
    reminds me of your smile,
    I've had ballanital chancroids
    for quite a little while,
    I gave my heart to NSU
    that lovely night in June,
    I ache for you my darling,
    and I hope you get well soon.

    My penile warts, your herpes,
    my syphilitic sores,
    Your Moenlial infection,
    how I miss you more and more.
    Your dhobie's itch, my scrumpox,
    our lovely gonorrhea,
    At least we both were lying,
    when we said that we were clear.

    Our syphilitic kisses
    sealed the secret of our tryst,
    You gave me scrotal pustules
    with a quick flick of your wrist.
    Your trichovaginitis
    sent shivers down my spine,
    I got snail tracks in my anus
    when your spirochetes met mine.

    Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis,
    Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis.
    Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
    Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

    My clapped out genitalia
    is not so bad for me,
    As the complete and utter failure
    every time I try to pee.
    My doctor says my buboes
    are the worst he's ever seen,
    My scrotum's painted orange
    and my balls are turning green.

    My heart is very tender
    though my parts are awful raw,
    You might have been infected
    but you never were a bore.
    I'm dying of your love, my love
    I'm your spirochetal clown,
    I've left my body to science
    but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

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