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| Originally from the "Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album" (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile,
I've had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while,
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June,
I ache for you my darling,
and I hope you get well soon.
My penile warts, your herpes,
my syphilitic sores,
Your Moenlial infection,
how I miss you more and more.
Your dhobie's itch, my scrumpox,
our lovely gonorrhea,
At least we both were lying,
when we said that we were clear.
Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst,
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine,
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis.
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.
My clapped out genitalia
is not so bad for me,
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen,
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw,
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love
I'm your spirochetal clown,
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.
(bugmenot) |
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| Played on 11 shows: |
 | 02-08-17, #ISGD-17-06 |  | 09-11-10, #10-37 |
| 02-13-16, #16-07 | | 08-22-09, #ROTP_261 |
| 02-14-15, #15-07 | | 04-13-03, #03-15 |
| 10-11-14, #ISGD-14-55 | | 10-08-00, #00-41 |
| 09-06-14, #14-36 | | 05-07-00, #00-19 |
| 03-05-11, #11-10 | | |
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