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2:11
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1980
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| Facts: |
| Parody of "A Pirates Life". (czwrefsteven) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
I flash at all the little girls;
they swoon in ecstasy
but Wally's the one who wonders
if there is a sight to see
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
Ya want some candy, little girl
well reach into me jeans
Now you got me "tootsie roll"
and here's me "jelly beans"
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
Yer kids demand to tour our ship
well let's start with me jib
Now swallow down me "ocean spray"
Quick, get this lass a bib
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
I think you are a lovely lass
You're really quite a catch
I'll throw you on the table
while I batten down your hatch
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
The first mate wants to meet your kids
You'll like him; he's a cutter
He only wants to meet the boys
We call him "Jolly Roger"
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
And then you'll meet the ?????
He's waiting in the hold
But he won't touch you till you're dead
and all covered with mold
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
Oh my, you are a sweet young boy;
please come into me room
Now sit upon me breeches
so that I can hoist me boom
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
Come along me handsome wench
and step into the galley
You'll really like the cook a lot
He'll be right up your alley
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
Your sister's name is Baby Joan
I'd love to hold and rock her
I'm going to stick my sea serpent
in Baby Joan's locker
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
We tied the children to the deck
and put the ship on gyro
We've taken to the boats because
the captain is a pyro
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me
He's filled the ship from stem to stern
with nitroglycerine
From miles away all round today
the fireball will be seen
Yo ho yo ho
A pervert's life for me (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
9.0
(4 votes)
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| Played on 36 shows: |
 | 09-19-23, #KMCC-SE- 02 |  | 09-24-06, #06-39 |
| 10-17-20, #MMS-237 | | 07-23-06, #MMS-37 |
| 09-14-19, #AOTA-190914 | | 07-23-06, #06-30 |
| 09-29-18, #AOTA-180929 | | 05-09-06, #WB-02 |
| 09-12-17, #ISGD-17-39 | | 01-02-05, #XM-84 |
| 11-26-16, #16-48 | | 11-14-04, #04-46 |
| 09-19-15, #ISGD-15-39 | | 03-21-04, #XM-43 |
| 02-04-14, #BWR-14-02-04 | | 02-29-04, #04-09 |
| 05-04-13, #13-18 | | 08-03-03, #03-31 |
| 01-19-13, #13-03 | | 06-16-02, #02-24 |
| 03-05-11, #MMS-144 | | 05-06-01, #01-18 |
| 10-16-10, #10-42 | | 06-18-00, #00-25 |
| 09-18-10, #ISGD-10-36 | | 05-14-00, #00-20 |
| 10-04-09, #MMS-129 | | 04-19-98, #98-16 |
| 09-13-09, #09-37 | | 06-08-97, #97-23 |
| 09-16-07, #07-37 | | 02-23-97, #97-08 |
| 06-03-07, #07-22 | | 12-27-81, #KMET-81-52 |
| 03-26-07, #MMS-71 | | 09-14-80, #KMET-80-29 |
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