Ridiculous Girl (Demo)  By: Odd Austin

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Duration:	4:04
Release Date:	2007  (oddaustin)
Lyrics By:	Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin)
Music By:	Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin)
Produced By:	Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin)
Released By:	Nerd Speak Productions (oddaustin)
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Licensing:	CC
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Reviews:
Very very clever! I dig this one. -Dino-Mike	- boforeradio

Facts:

Featuring Implosion of ME... (Fellow Bofore Music artist) as the nagging "girl" voice at beginning of song. (oddaustin)

Parody of Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland (oddaustin)

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MySpace.com - Odd Austin Aeschliman - Longmont, COLORADO - Comedy / Rock / Pop - www.myspace.com/oddaustin (oddaustin)

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Song Lyrics:

Do I turn you off? Yes, of course you do. Thought so. How you doin’ gross lady Those toenails that you clippin’ really drive me crazy You always make those long stupid jokes That never end wish you hadn’t spoke Cause I’m lookin’ for a girl that when we go out at night She doesn’t pick her nose with her steak knife Your not my type, you remind me of a guy Why don’t you know that it’s you I despise Your gross and disgusting I just don’t get it When we first kissed you threw up some spinach You think that we’re forever, I fear Most romantic thing you’ve said is “Gonna drink that beer” I’ll be the first to admit you make me quite sick When you walk in a room you get stuck in it When runnin’ you lose breath after less then a minute Ridiculous girl whatever you are You are so fat your as big as my car Ridiculous girl just want you to know I really hate you your as big as a boat Ridiculous girl just might eat me You smell like crap and your always hungry Ridiculous girl you love Burger World Are you hungry? Roses are red some burgers are pink You never take a shower so you always stink I can’t keep my eyes off of you That’s only because your teeth are turning blue Personality is great but your face looks pretty weird You look like Lyle Lovett and you have a beard They call you beached last name whale Ridiculous girl always looks pail You’re a huge, huge girl that can handle herself Well at least half I’ll probably have to help Cause you never eat nothin’ for your health Go to the buffet and everybody yells Not to mention the fact your missin’ a toe You rip your pants when you bend down low Your just stupid girl I wish you would go Slob is the girl that I take you for Ridiculous girl I have to admit That your BO smells like a Frenchman’s armpit Ridiculous girl something you could use It’d help quite a bit, and this thing is called perfume Ridiculous girl won’t go away I lost that bet so now I’m with her today Ridiculous girl your stink makes me hurl You’re a chubby Oh your breath is killing, me ah your breath is killing me Man your breath is killing me, ahk your breath is killing me In the morning your breath's my alarm Stretch it out when you put my T-Shirt on Puke when I see you with nothing on You always clean out the restaurant You ate Sally Struthers cause you are what you eat Girl you're a freak you're so disgusting And like I said personality’s great And you never ever pay the cable bill late But it's okay it's alright Plenty of other flaws you can recognize You never tell the truth and you always talk trash And your even taller then Kevin Nash Ridiculous girl I wish your were dead Not too fond of you as the three verses have said Ridiculous girl lately you’ve been mad Just because I said that the dress made you look fat Ridiculous girl your leaving me I forgot that you were my everything Ridiculous girl you were my whole world (oddaustin)

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