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Duration:
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3:35
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Release Date:
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1/16/2008 (peterpuck9)
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Released By:
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thefump.com (peterpuck9)
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Licensing:
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CC
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Facts: |
The only song to be posted, and later removed, from the FuMP Sideshow...album version is re-lyricised. (DJ Particle) |
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Weird Al was just playing a show When Bob Ricci jumped from the front row But suddenly Paul and Storm came from the dark And hit Al and Bob which made a huge mark Bob Ricci got mad and he tried to attack But he got blocked by the wrath of Jack Black Who proceeded to kick Paul and Storm in the bum When out of the blue popped Raymond and Scum
And they started beating up Al Yankovic But Seamonkey came and gave a swift kick But before he could make it back to his sea cave Frank Zappa then popped out of his grave And he pulled out a shotgun but got punched in the back Which gave all the others the chance to attack And the shotgun flew right out of his hands And he was hurt so bad that he could not stand
This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy Demented bands and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy
Steve Goodie popped out and punched Raymond and Scum But he had his own tactic of hit ‘em and run Then the Arrogant Worms went into a frenzy And zapped everyone but Tenacious D Who flew out the sky and were clearly ready Cause Jack Black pulled out a huge machete But Steve Goodie tripped him he fell on the floor And strapped him down he couldn’t fight anymore
Then he saw Throwing Toasters sneaking up from behind Because Steve’s parody had just crossed the line But before he could take any toasters to the face Carla Ulbrich punched his waist Then out of nowhere Worm Quartet jumped below And he tripped Hard ‘n Phirm while they were doing a show But Dino-Mike flew in with his huge cape And used heat vision to set ShoEboX straight
This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy Demented bands and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown…
Then everyone looked up, not expecting to see Down from the heavens descended Luke Ski Who delivered a FuMP that knocked them down Because of its loud obnoxious sound He went over to the stage, smiling with glee And started to rap like some stupid Trekkie (album revision) But Carrie Dahlby, to everyone’s surprise. Smiled and kicked Luke in between his thighs.
Then Ookla the Mok and Jonathan Coulton Logan Whitehurst and the junior science club’s snowman And of course Lemon Demon, who’s probably screamin’ And Power Salad and The Four Postmen MC Lars, They Might Be Giants Sudden Death, who starts a riot Tom Lehrer, Tom Smith Weird Al on his Grapefruit Diet Robert Lund and Hot Waffles offer To help Barnes & Barnes and Possible Oscar
Came out of nowhere lightning fast And they all kicked Luke and his fanboy ass It was the biggest stage battle that the world ever saw Making Dr. Demento stare in total awe
The fight raged on for century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Nuclear Bubble Wrap, cause they’re the best ever.
This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy Demented bands and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (3x) of musical comedy
Lyrics courtesy of thefump.com with revision as indicated. (peterpuck9) |
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Current Rating
7.7
(5 votes)
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Played on 14 shows: |
| 01-13-24, #KMCC-18-10 | | 05-13-08, #KMCC-4-17 |
| 10-13-18, #KMCC - 12-04 | | 02-15-08, #MMDT20_08-06 |
| 09-25-09, #BR-09-83 | | 02-09-08, #MMCZ_08-06 |
| 11-07-08, #BR-08-45 | | 02-08-08, #MMDT20_08-05 |
| 10-06-08, #KMCC-5-03 | | 02-01-08, #MMDT20_08-04 |
| 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-HY | | 01-26-08, #ROTP_179 |
| 06-24-08, #KMCC-4-20 | | 01-25-08, #MMDT20_08-03 |
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