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The Ultimate Showdown of Musical Comedy 
By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
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Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: 1/16/2008  (peterpuck9) 
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Released By: thefump.com (peterpuck9) 
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  • The only song to be posted, and later removed, from the FuMP Sideshow...album version is re-lyricised. (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Weird Al was just playing a show
    When Bob Ricci jumped from the front row
    But suddenly Paul and Storm came from the dark
    And hit Al and Bob which made a huge mark
    Bob Ricci got mad and he tried to attack
    But he got blocked by the wrath of Jack Black
    Who proceeded to kick Paul and Storm in the bum
    When out of the blue popped Raymond and Scum

    And they started beating up Al Yankovic
    But Seamonkey came and gave a swift kick
    But before he could make it back to his sea cave
    Frank Zappa then popped out of his grave
    And he pulled out a shotgun but got punched in the back
    Which gave all the others the chance to attack
    And the shotgun flew right out of his hands
    And he was hurt so bad that he could not stand

    This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy
    Demented bands and explosions
    As far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
    This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy

    Steve Goodie popped out and punched Raymond and Scum
    But he had his own tactic of hit ‘em and run
    Then the Arrogant Worms went into a frenzy
    And zapped everyone but Tenacious D
    Who flew out the sky and were clearly ready
    Cause Jack Black pulled out a huge machete
    But Steve Goodie tripped him he fell on the floor
    And strapped him down he couldn’t fight anymore

    Then he saw Throwing Toasters sneaking up from behind
    Because Steve’s parody had just crossed the line
    But before he could take any toasters to the face
    Carla Ulbrich punched his waist
    Then out of nowhere Worm Quartet jumped below
    And he tripped Hard ‘n Phirm while they were doing a show
    But Dino-Mike flew in with his huge cape
    And used heat vision to set ShoEboX straight

    This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy
    Demented bands and explosions
    As far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
    This is the ultimate showdown…

    Then everyone looked up, not expecting to see
    Down from the heavens descended Luke Ski
    Who delivered a FuMP that knocked them down
    Because of its loud obnoxious sound
    He went over to the stage, smiling with glee
    And started to rap like some stupid Trekkie
    (album revision)
    But Carrie Dahlby, to everyone’s surprise.
    Smiled and kicked Luke in between his thighs.


    Then Ookla the Mok and Jonathan Coulton
    Logan Whitehurst and the junior science club’s snowman
    And of course Lemon Demon, who’s probably screamin’
    And Power Salad and The Four Postmen
    MC Lars, They Might Be Giants
    Sudden Death, who starts a riot
    Tom Lehrer, Tom Smith
    Weird Al on his Grapefruit Diet
    Robert Lund and Hot Waffles offer
    To help Barnes & Barnes and Possible Oscar

    Came out of nowhere lightning fast
    And they all kicked Luke and his fanboy ass
    It was the biggest stage battle that the world ever saw
    Making Dr. Demento stare in total awe

    The fight raged on for century
    Many lives were claimed but eventually
    The champion stood, the rest saw their better
    Nuclear Bubble Wrap, cause they’re the best ever.

    This is the ultimate showdown of musical comedy
    Demented bands and explosions
    As far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
    This is the ultimate showdown (3x)
    of musical comedy

    Lyrics courtesy of thefump.com with revision as indicated.
    (peterpuck9)
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