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I was alone in the country with my wife
Then we had a baby and Lord it changed our life
And now we will never ever ever ever ever be alone
We've entered a new dimension...
A dimension of not only sight and sound...
... But of crying, dirty diapers, sleepless nights, and expensive babysitters
The signpost up ahead says 'The Baby Zone'
I love my little baby from his head down to his toes
When I put him on my shoulder, he spits up on my clothes
When you have a baby it really takes a toll
You're plugging up the leaks everywhere he has a hole
We entered The Baby Zone
Lord, Lord, I don't know what to do
'Cause if he doesn't learn how to sleep through the night (night...night)
He'll never see the age of two
When we get romantic and cuddle on the bed
That's when the darling wakes up, screaming to be fed
He nurses every hour, he won't cut us any slack
Oh, when can I please have my busty wife back?
We've entered The Baby Zone
All he does is cry, cry, spit up, cry, cry, drool, cry, cry, burp, cry, cry
...This is what it's like folks!
Cry, cry, cry (cry, cry)
The last time I went to change his dirty diaper...
He squirted me right in the eye! (davidlougy) |
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Current Rating
9.0
(3 votes)
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| Played on 38 shows: |
 | 04-11-20, #AOTA-200411 | | 05-13-07, #MMS-77 |
| 03-23-19, #AOTA-190323 | | 11-07-05, #MM-31 |
| 04-15-17, #AOTA-170415 |  | 04-25-04, #XM-48 |
| 03-18-17, #AOTA-170318 | | 03-28-04, #04-13 |
| 03-19-16, #16-12 | | 06-13-99, #99-24 |
| 04-04-15, #15-14 | | 01-21-96, #96-03 |
| 04-19-14, #AOTA-140419 | | 08-14-94, #94-33 |
| 03-22-14, #14-12 | | 10-24-93, #93-43 |
| 01-07-14, #BWR-14-01-07 | | 07-11-93, #93-28 |
| 07-06-13, #AOTA-130706 | | 02-14-93, #93-07 |
| 06-08-13, #AOTA-130608 | | 01-31-93, #KLSX-93-05 |
| 03-30-13, #AOTA-130330 | | 11-15-92, #92-46 |
| 04-07-12, #AOTA-120407 | | 10-11-92, #92-41 |
| 02-25-12, #AOTA-120225 | | 02-02-92, #92-05 |
| 02-11-12, #12-06 | | 10-20-91, #91-42 |
| 04-23-11, #AOTA-110423 | | 09-01-91, #91-35 |
| 03-26-11, #mmcz-11-13 | | 08-11-91, #91-32 |
| 04-11-10, #10-15 | | 07-07-91, #91-27 |
| 01-06-08, #08-01 | | 05-26-91, #91-21 |
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